Screw the lyrics – Satisfaction

I can’t get no bacon sandwich
I can’t get no bacon sandwich
‘Cause I try and I try and I cry and I cry
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m ridin’ on the bus
And a man gets on with food in hand
He’s tellin’ me more and more
About how much he loves the bacon
And it fires my imagination
I can’t get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say

I can’t get no chicken schnitzel
I can’t get no German pretzel
‘Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m readin’ through my feed
And a Facebook ad appears to tell me
How big my blog could be
Well how does it know ’cause it doesn’t think
The same random thoughts as me
I can’t get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say

I can’t get no double whisky
I can’t get no Scottish whisky
‘Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m ridin’ round the block
And I’m doin’ this and regretting that
And I’m tryin’ to make my car
Just get me somewhere even though it leaks
’cause all I want is some bacon streaks
I can’t get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say

I can’t get no, I can’t get no
I can’t get no bacon sandwich
No bacon sandwich, no bacon sandwich, no bacon sandwich

(Modified from original lyrics sourced from Google Play Music)